"What's his deal?"

I grew up in the projects of Harlem but went to a really fancy private school on the Upper West Side which gave me a very unique perspective on people.

I hate them.

(Not you.  You're cool.)

So whether you're wildly offended or enamored with my exploits, I welcome your words.  Use the form below and it'll be magically transmitted to my pocket for me to decide whether or not I want to respond.


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